Early Warning System
I am continually amazed at nature's ability to provide protections and systems to keep animals safe. Exceptional hearing or sight, incredible speed, the ability to camouflage by changing colour are all tools for such protection and survival. We humans have lost some of our innate abilities, and we de-evolve as we become more and more arrogant about our superiority. We could take many a lesson from the animal kingdom.
Take, for instance, the gigantic IP (impending punctuation) zit that many - if not all - women grow somewhere painfully obvious on our faces in the days preceding the arrival of the dreaded period. As irritating as it is to us, it really provides a profound service to men folk. It is, without question, an Early Warning System. It says.... if I'm not already bitched up like a crazy woman throwing a chair or wagging a finger on Jerry Springer, I'm about to be - so walk softly and be prepared cuz them horns they are a comin'!!!
Just sayin'
Take, for instance, the gigantic IP (impending punctuation) zit that many - if not all - women grow somewhere painfully obvious on our faces in the days preceding the arrival of the dreaded period. As irritating as it is to us, it really provides a profound service to men folk. It is, without question, an Early Warning System. It says.... if I'm not already bitched up like a crazy woman throwing a chair or wagging a finger on Jerry Springer, I'm about to be - so walk softly and be prepared cuz them horns they are a comin'!!!
Just sayin'
posted by MysticSpirit (Sass) at 7:46 AM
4 Comments:
WHO KNEW? Damn girl! This is a public service you're doing - haha
Duly noted.
shit, bring it biatch
your mean just riles me up
you like the word seethes?
fuck yes you do
Stopping by to wish you a happy Independence Day!
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