Mama Mia Mammogram
I was a virgin... until today. My very first mammogram.
Can I just say....
OH
MY
GOD!!!!!
My sister said it was no big deal, didn't hurt, wasn't even that uncomfortable.
UHHHHH BULLSHIT!
and did I mention....
OH
MY
GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Breasts - at least those of any substance - are NOT made to be flattened.
Perhaps, if she stimulated the nipple, I might have been aroused enough that the pain didn't bother me! *laughing*
My question - for those of you who have, uh, ample material and have had such a test - is... how long will they ache for????
I need chocolate.
Fuck!
Can I just say....
OH
MY
GOD!!!!!
My sister said it was no big deal, didn't hurt, wasn't even that uncomfortable.
UHHHHH BULLSHIT!
and did I mention....
OH
MY
GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Breasts - at least those of any substance - are NOT made to be flattened.
Perhaps, if she stimulated the nipple, I might have been aroused enough that the pain didn't bother me! *laughing*
My question - for those of you who have, uh, ample material and have had such a test - is... how long will they ache for????
I need chocolate.
Fuck!
posted by MysticSpirit (Sass) at 2:00 PM
2 Comments:
chocolate and wine
oodles and often
how long?
mine hurt for a couple of days
i have a friend who is much bigger
than me a cup size EE and she swears she never has had any pain
but my lowly C cup
hurts like crazy
i think it is the pulling of skin not the mashing of flesh
next time make sure they lower it enough.
cheers!
i can't wait to start next year!!
ugh
i did hear i need to go to some other machine they use for elephants or something.
i'm sure that will add to the good time.
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