Mama Mia Mammogram

I was a virgin... until today. My very first mammogram.

Can I just say....

OH
MY
GOD!!!!!

My sister said it was no big deal, didn't hurt, wasn't even that uncomfortable.

UHHHHH BULLSHIT!

and did I mention....

OH
MY
GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Breasts - at least those of any substance - are NOT made to be flattened.

Perhaps, if she stimulated the nipple, I might have been aroused enough that the pain didn't bother me! *laughing*

My question - for those of you who have, uh, ample material and have had such a test - is... how long will they ache for????

I need chocolate.

Fuck!